Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
Next person that gets my dog drunk is paying to have my carpet cleaned. I am tired of getting up to pee and stepping in dog barf.
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
On the train at 650am after a night of clubbing and running away from a new zealander who was buying us beers but also licking windows
That's probably when I climbed a tree and told everyone I was an ornament
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
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