You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
I just need a text that says "put that food down bitch" and then maybe I'll lose water weight through tears
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
Lost my pants last night. Really need to stop taking shots of whiskey like I'm eating skittles.
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
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