just tell him he has love handles, he'll die of insecurity
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
I dont have enough money in my bank account to buy a pregnancy test. this wouldnt be the first time ive had to steal one either...
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
couldn't find my pants so i stole a pair of shorts from the passed out kid in the corner.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
I just said "I love my cat" as a hobby.
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
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