i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
She danced with a broom while telling me I was "cool as shit" and she "wishes she could take a portion of my big ass and attach it to hers" then she passed out
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I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
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He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
As you were falling you yelled out, "save my burrito!" Priorities
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