you'll never believe how fucking awesome rain man is when you're stoned.
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
My phone now knows what I type and it prompts me with frequently used words. And anytime I use "and" and hit the space key two of the words are "unicorn" and "sausage"
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
I'm rearranging all my life goals to become a billionaire by 28 and batman by 30. Not kidding.
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
The worst part is there are all kinds of happy creatures out here like fucking snow white and i'm sitting in semi-dead grass, hungover with a burnt butt
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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