Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
i think i gave myself a perma-hangover. or god just hates me.
you have to give me like a days notice for these kinds of things, you cant just call at 9 am and expect me to be sober
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
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I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
He kept pouting and saying i cockblocked him and I kept yelling "I'm sorry...but the cock was never out to be blocked"
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
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I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
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