a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
My mom wants to know what to send you in a care package. She used cat emojis, so you know it's serious
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
Ok because I want to set a new world record for how fast I can drink away my Christmas money
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
Note to Self: Never again eat a weed brownie by yourself two hours before a tornado warning in your exact location.
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
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