we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
Welcome to my life. currently drinking beer through two straws. easier/faster that way.
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
Whatever you do tomorrow don't let me put on the Borat mankini and yell "POLAR PLUNGE!!" while diving into the pool
The pool is covered.....
Like that would stop me.
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I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
My night was too much. My morning is even more. Help. I need to teleport the fuck out of here.
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
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I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
I bought the restaurant a boat airhorn to wake up sleeping employees.
I love you
Do you remember whose house we're in?
I swear to god if I have to repeat this to you one more mother fucking time I will flip fucking shit and acidic rain will pour down upon your mother fucking soul
I just read my D.A.R.E. essay from 5th grade. I'm having mixed feelings about my previous life choices right now.
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
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