i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
I can't believe you made out with me with a french fry in your mouth.
And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
i'm just going to get a pitcher of margarita. sober up by 10. and then do my accounting project
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
That wasn't even sex. That was a fuckoning
...did you just create a word for what we did?
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
Randomize
