There's trophy wives that arent even in the 5th grade yet
it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
Just a heads up. Everytime I get arrested in Maine I claim I lost my ID and use your name.
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
I made one of my coworkers cheers to me not being pregnant. I've never talked to him before tonight. Keeping it classy.
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
It was 3 am when she drunkenly tried to deep-fry a banana.
How'd she do that?
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