Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
I thanked her for the handjob she gave me in the middle of the night. She had no idea what i was talking about. I think she sleep-jerked-me-off. Im def sleeping over tonight too
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How many beers are too many "cause it's Archer Thursday" beers?
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
It was your ex but it was not eighties night, it was pudding wrestling. And either thank you or I'm sorry depending on the state of my pants left on the doorstep
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
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How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
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