Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
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want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
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There was a slutty maid costume on the floor when I woke up, but the house was trashed. Either she's been fired or got promoted, I'm not sure which.
You can't call dibs on the bed... every time you party you KO in the bathtub
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
I JUST WANT TO SIT IN MY UNDERWEAR AND WATCH THE BRAVES GAME AND NOT BE CONSTRAINED BY MY ED SHEERAN SHORTS
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