i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
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You have to summon your inner elephant
My stalker sent me an erotic poem. Who knew anyone could find a way to rhyme birth and girth so eloquently?
There's that certain point at night when you start saying things like s'mores should be used in foreign relations. I reached it.
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
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I'm going to start using the hurricane naming system for my hangovers. Hangover Agatha is a real bitch today.
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
I completely forgot I gave up beer. But airports don't count. They're like international waters. No rules.
I'm so drunk I forgot what to do to go pee.
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
Bahahaha I just turned on the fan in front of the elliptical to avoid puking//try to get some baywatch hair going and the guy next to me thanked me because he was "getting nauseas from the smell of stale sweat and tequila"
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