I think the universe is against us being together. Or maybe it's just god's way of telling me there is a bigger dick out there for me.
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
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May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
the cab driver asked if you were our mom. you definitely shouldn't have tipped him so much.
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
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I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
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