its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
I love you more with every blowjob.
You should write for Hallmark.
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
i want to go make food but i'll have to face my mom after telling her that the random i'm sleeping with, whose name i don't know, told me I was "too slutty to be his girlfriend" when i was drunk last night
I am making dinner in lingerie and heels and there is a 75% chance his roommate is going to walk in on this.
Yup. There he is. This conversation is awkward.
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
You know you had a good night when you wake up cuddling a baseball bat and a can of chicken noodle soup.
I think you just described to us the most perfect drunken fairy tale that has somehow never been written
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
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