i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
at the gym hungover with vodka in a water bottle. don't say i'm not fulfilling my resolutions
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
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We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
Some guy just stopped me in the bar and asked if I had a shot named after me at another bar called God damn my VaJana hurts? He already knew my name was Jana so I couldn't deny it!
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
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so apparently last weekend we taught the mascot how to shotgun beers. am i winning college yet?
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
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