I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
I just spent my lunch hour driving around campus yelling "TRADE LIVES WITH ME!" to all the freshmen moving in
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
Somewhere in this world my second husband is in 9th grade.
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
that's like riding a pigeon when you could fuck a bald eagle
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
I tried doing a handstand in the middle of the bar and I ended up kicking this old guy in the face and broke his glasses. Thats how I got kicked out
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.