and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
There's a naked kid on the floor on your side of the bed. Don't freak out when you wake up. I think we need to fix the lock on the door...
He told me he finished so fast because he's a sprinter. I hate athletes who are really just pussies.
Dude, I couldn't come. She sounded like a goddamn dying walrus.
So many bounce houses so little time
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
Stop watching porn on my work computer.
STOP WORKING ON MY PORN COMPUTER.
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.