Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
i think i scared a bird with my dick
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
I had a 10 minute conversation with the refrigerator, it was telling me how it likes to be opened and closed. Ecstasy, I love you.
Fuckin wine wasted last night. Found my pants in the toilet this morning.
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
We fucked, she finished, high fived me, the pulled a celebratory pack of gushers out of her purse for each of us. I'm going to marry your sister dude.
I think I may be going on too many job interviews. I've started to bring up Shonda Rhimes in my interview answers.
Also while I’m drunk I saw your penis in like 4th grade when I walked past the boys bathroom
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
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