well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
All his texts have the signature of a date with a smile. I asked him what it means. IT'S THE DAY HE QUIT DOING DRUGS
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
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He scratched off my spray tan. Literal nail marks down my back. Can't imagine what's underneath his fingernails.
If you value my life, if you value your own, please look for that godforsaken cookie. Please.
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
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Some girl dressed in nothing but Wonder Woman underwear and a cape on her ass just started twerking all over us. Remind me why I'd never been to a midnight of Rocky horror before?
I woke up this morning with a text from my mom as to why the hell random people were showing up at the house. Turns out nobody came to our house party because I gave them my old address, fuck pre-partying for real
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
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