I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
So I went into my gym pretty wasted and asked the trainer guy if i could order a cock meat sandwich. Needless to say, I'm canceling my membership tomorrow.
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
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I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
I have a feeling she doesn't appreciate me as a person. She only fucks me because I look like Harry Potter.
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
you left the hospital looking like the grudge, your mom and I were pushing you in a wheel chair and you yelled peace out fuckers.
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
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His status said "sad." of course I liked it. I don't even care that I was the only one. Facebook isn't your god damn journal, we don't care about your problems.
I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
i gotta stop hooking up with people just to get to their dogs
I don't particularly remember setting a firecracker off in my hand. No more tequila.
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
True life: I inadvertently fucked a whole friend group. More details to come tonight.
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