i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
I just used a tire swing as a toilet. I think I'm gonna pass out here so I can see the look on the first kid who uses it in the morning.
Just set all my clocks a minute apart. Now my 4:20 is longer by sixfold
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
Regular drunk falling on flat ground did not prepare me for drunk falling into a pile of firewood.
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
Just made a diving catch to save a handle of Fireball falling out of the car. ESPN worthy.
I will show up on your front porch in a wet t shirt and some mac and cheese
I'm about to order this penis-casting kit so text me within 5 mins if you're not down
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
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