I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
I love this text stream: discussing the development of a business model centered around cooking acid to bankroll a yacht trip in Croatia
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
Mom wants to know if you're coming over or if it's safe for her to take her bra off...
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