this boner is exhausting
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
I have your car and your sandals. My shoes are somewhere under the puke couch. Safari time.
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
I just had a very enlightening conversation with my hat. we need more of whatever the fuck that was.
...its technically supposed to be for the bridal shower but I think I can find an ensemble that says "im hopped up on x. Stick your tongue down my throat." As well as " im supporting your marriage to my brother"
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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