roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
Drunk tip #47: Its better to overestimate how many plastic bottles itll take to urinate in, rather then underestimate.
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could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
Great. Now I'm always going to be the roommate that boned a guy with a third nipple.
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
Drove by a cop already pulling someone over and toasted him with my bong
It's 4 in the afternoon........
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...
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CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
I'm covered in jizz and the toll booth lady knew it
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
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