You know you want to come over later
1:27a: Um no
1:45a: Maybe
2:05a: Probably
2:38a: I'm outside, let me in
i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
The only thing stopping me from having sex with you in my parents jacuzzi bathtub is the knowledge that they've already had that idea themselves
I've never used poorer judgment in my life. It's mathematically possible that I impregnated 5 women in the past 24 hours since I won the lottery. But I couldn't be happier about it.
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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