it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
since i spend so many of my nights sleeping on the bathroom floor i think im going to remove all toiletries from under my sink and replace them with a pillow and blanket.
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
My broken door handle makes it really inconvient for when i need to puke at red lights.
Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
I have 39 hot sauces from Chipotle
It's like earning obesity badges
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
I'm just going to eat my milkshake, watch teen wolf, masturbate, and lament my inability to form meaningful relations with men who aren't gay
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
My new favorite word is dickbag. I think its relevant here. And I say that with all the love in the world.
My feet surprised me
I feel like a dancer trapped in the body of a math instructor. Love, Mom
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