I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
k so who do I think I'm kidding applying to culinary school? I just fucked up a microwaveable pizza
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
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some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
Just got my first unemployment direct deposit!!!' celebrating at the beach
Me toooooo!! Margaritas
I never knew being a drain on a functioning society would feel so good
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
Woke up to a note written on my hand that read "just because he kisses you, doesn't mean you have to sleep with him"
next time, write it on your vagina so its more effective.
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
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His ex-girlfriend just gave his current girlfriend the heimlach omg omg omg help this is so awkward
woke up with empty beer can still duct taped into my fists and the word "dove" written on the back of my neck
While I appreciate the pity sex (seriously, THANK YOU) we should not do it 3feet away from my ex when he's passed out next time. Awkward.
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
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