fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
You didn't have enough money so you tried to convince the cashier that "four dollar foot long" rolled off the tongue better. Stop drinking. Immediately.
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
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There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
It was like in the Christmas carol when the guy pulls his robe back and 2 small children appear... except this time it was a massive scrotum
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
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Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
He wants to pour butter pecan flavored coffee creamer on me and lick it off. I'm like, dude, gross. French Vanilla ok? Ugh.
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
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