She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
Tried killing a moth in our bathroom. Water everywhere. Don't worry about it.
That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
We left your bucket of puke on your doorstep to clean out yourself. You're welcome.
You wouldnt be able to explain the can of green beans in my mailbox, would you?
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
I just fanned myself with my wet toothbrush to dry my mascara. Wtf
He's finally divorcing her, so naturally he tells me that we're not exclusive anymore. His penis 'wants what it wants' apparently.
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