I admire a woman who can maintain dignity while puking after too much whiskey
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
Michelle found a bong in the garbage and sold it to my mom
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
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I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
walked into the kitchen nd asked my mom what smells like tuna she replies" your sister" now i cant eat tuna...EVER!!!
You were scared that your teeth were shrinking so you stuck your fist in your mouth. then you were convinced your hand was growing cuz it got stuck so yu started crying
Just got to costco. Where are you?
Liquor aisle, bring another cart.
when i was ordering pizza, the guy muffled the phone but i could clearly hear him say "its that drunk bitch again"
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He was completely serious when he said my boobs were like "majestic white clouds."
Dude this stripper just dry humped the settings off my phone. She earned that dollar
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
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