Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
i think i have herpe
just one?
i don't have fun when you have fun. i have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
I just ran from Santa Claus in Kroger
so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
Hey. Whatever time u wake up let me know Ur alive. I need my vegas partner... I don't think they let u take corpses on a plane.
All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
I'm sorry, when did "I like your shit" become an acceptable pickup line?
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
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