I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
Does the room smell any better?
Yeah, i sprayed perfume. It smells like Victoria's Secret, if Victoria's secret was that she was homeless.
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
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