They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
Define "chronic" masturbator.
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
My brother and I have had one conversation in the past like 3 weeks and it was about what it would be like as a sentient butt plug
Saw two pregnant women at court today and I SWEAR one of them said "we had a threesome with this random guy and he got both of us pregnant."
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
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