Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
Do you remember that time on the drunk bus when I kept thanking the bus driver for serving our country?
Call me when you wake up. I wanna start drinking but I'm giving up hope on my life if I drink alone before 10 am
I was still in a towel. We hadn't even started drinking yet and the champagne bottle dropped and exploded literally up into my vagina.
Second wave of rafting ended in a concussion. Don't worry though, the paramedic says it's still not considered a DUI.
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
I started a USA chant at the bar last night for no reason, other than being plastered. Within 15 seconds, I was standing on a table and the whole bar was chanting but nobody knew why.
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
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