My superpower would be to be able to make a chick instantly start her period just by thinking about it
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
Next time we smoke don't let me talk. I just said something and it sounded like I was speaking in hashtag.
Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
He told me he loved me. I didn't know what to say so i just squirted the baby oil at him
Nice. The Governor's son bruised my vagina.
That's going to be the title of my memoir.
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
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