It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
fuck, i think i'm broken. Alchyhol air mattress = the suck.
Mr. Last Night just informed me I told him to be very quiet when he left this morning and high-fived him as a goodnight kiss. Drunk me is slutty and manly.
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
I think I'm going to go into my next therapy session with hot client with my fly down and when he tells me about it I'm going to say "how did that happen?!" and then porn music will start to play.
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
Finally got with the virgin.
Yeah? Howd that go?
As soon as I got it all the way in, I looked deep into her eyes and said "your soul is mine" in the deepest voice I could make. She was not amused.
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