I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
We spent 45 minutes searching the crevices of our friend's car with a pair of tweezers trying to find the acid that we dropped
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
Christ, I'm so hungover I pretty positive I sent Luna to school with salsa instead of jelly on her sandwich.
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