I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
I swear it's like I have a jerk off quota I have to meet each week. If I miss three days I have a wet dream and it's like a wasted jizz, and it gets everywhereeeeeee.
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you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
He's a waiter, looks 15, and told me he loved me after only talking to me for 30 minutes. I told him I wanted a margarita. We got 3 free pitchers. I may have to make this our regular Wednesday night hangout.
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
The bride and groom wore the Batman masks I brought. Best wedding ever.
I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
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There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
You looked at me, said I was a nice guy. Then you drunkenly climbed on top of me and said you liked me and wanted me.
I asked him to make me two boxes of macaroni and cheese. That's like eight servings. How did I think that was an okay amount.
you didnt realize it, but you puked in the bushes in front of a church and yelled "GOD IS DEAD"
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
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