she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
Bunch of Navy warships just sailed into New York Harbor for Fleet Week. Nobodys getting laid this weekend.
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
If I'm not drunk and wearing a penguin hat by the time we are done opening Christmas presents then coming home for Christmas was a complete failure
Just told my roommate about "analvice" and she is horrified and the Sound of Music is ruined.
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
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