butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
I'm sitting in front of the mirror eating cereal and pondering how my boobs got so big
Welcome to my life
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
Normally this is when girls give blow jobs. That's how you mentally condition them to put up with PMSing, because they see the shinny blowjob light at the end of the tunnel.
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Who the fuck watches Jessica jones and thinks I need to call a past fling?
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
hurry up. it's a friday night and i'm drinking in my office by myself. wearing a stewie griffin costume. the cleaning lady is judging me.
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
I woke up in a warehouse with the words “Property of Adam” written on my chest in frosting.
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