is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
I look like a zombie and smell like a stripper. Its gonna be a good day.
Found out it was only pneumonia. We celebrated hydrocodone cough syrup. Two long island ice teas at lunch and the random white powder we found in her purse. Mother of the year award.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
Apparently nick called me at 3 in the morning looking for you because you ate your keys and ran away..do I need to call an ambulance.
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
I'll just go on tinder. Seeking strong male to help take apart ikea furniture and move. I'll touch your dick.
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
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