I swear I am going to pee, wipe my vag with my hand, and then slap you in the face with it.
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
So, I'm drinking, and I put my head down in the table. The cat jumped up to check on me, I have a cat sober monitor.
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
I have two bottles of emergency tequila stashed under my desk at work.
I went up to u at the bar, you grabbed my face and said, "hey you're Juan right?"
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