1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
He gave up on mugging us when Dave wouldn't stop laughing. He was wiggling his finger at the knife and making baby noises and giggling. The guy just walked away.
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
As we're eating sushi she goes I just want to get a disease so my mom can take care of me... Great first date
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
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