Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
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All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
i still can't believe he got laid by going to the bar and handing out "cuddle buddy" application forms
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I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
Pants are for mortals
In case I die. I'm in ares truck with a bartender named Dave from chuys. JUST IN CASE. And let the people know my last words were suck my dick. My like literally.
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
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