is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
He was sweet. He even warned me that his dick curved, and I quote, "more than a banana."
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
It's like the bat signal. He only texts me when I'm naked.
Do you remember whose house we're in?
Breaking news: when you're gone every towel is a dick towel
Sorry for throwing up in your humidifier last night, I thought it was some sort of electrical garbage can
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
I'm literally trapped as the little spoon on a mattress on the floor of an unfinished basement with a professional athlete snoring in my hair
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
PROBABLY?!! And here I was, about to buy you a glow-in-the-dark banana-flavored cock ring... Now I "probably" won't.
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