What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
i just ate two sandwiches and am debating booty calling my landlord
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
His drunken night ended with a "car accident" which really meant he was stuck in a toy car and pushed down the steps.
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
I still think it's messed up that you're naming your kids after all the guys you slept with in college
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
I'm so happy I'm only on my second drink. That would have been the best idea ever if I was on my fifth.
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
I showered three hours ago and yet feel the need for another one already. This is my day.
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