What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
Sex on a trampoline was so worth getting a mosquito bite on my penis
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
i'm so high that for the last 10 minutes i pretened my sock was a mouse, and played with it like it was legit.
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
You need to get laid. You spent last night stumbling through the club pulling couples apart and telling them to leave room for Jesus.
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.
His ex told me that she wanted me to "take care of" him but from the way she said it I couldn't tell if she wants me to look after him or murder him.
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
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