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(914): View more from New York

I faked an abortion last night.

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(402): View more from Nebraska

P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.

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(619): View more from California

DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES

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(902): View more from Pr Edwrd Is, Nva Sctia

yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting

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(615): View more from Tennessee

Had sex with the ex last night. Regretting to begin in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1... WHYYYYYYYYYY!

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(804): View more from Virginia

I had a drunk dream I lived on a puppy farm. I hope this dream repeats every night of my life.

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(516): View more from New York

We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.

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(423): View more from Tennessee

I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.

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(337): View more from Louisiana

I woke up naked in her room. More precisely, I woke up naked in her room with her and her sister laughing at my penis. I hate my life.

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