last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
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I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
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I feel like I took a shit on my life and you're rubbing my nose in it.
My new successful method of booty calling is sending a screencap of a map with the shortest route from their location to mine highlighted.
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind