Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
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I'm pretty sure I just had a convo with my hot pockets about how they weren't good enough for the oven.
I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
I tried to convince the Lobo Card people to take my pic with my sunglasses on because I will probably always be this hungover.
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
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His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
I JUST FARTED SO LOUD AND HARD I IMMEDIATELY TASTED IT
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
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