Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
I woke up covered in BBQ sauce. My hand had "you win" written on it. Do I celebrate?
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
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of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
Congratulations, you are no longer the only person who has watched me drunkenly pee on their furniture.
It never makes you rethink your life choices when you're breaking into my apartment at 3 am to take a piss in my kitchen sink?
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
It's 6 am, I'm drunk, and celebrating the end of finals.Go ahead and ask me where I am...if you guessed a McDonald's playpen then you are correct. Badabababa I'm loving it
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We should try to put a bagel on your penis
As I was blowing him, he proceeded to tell me that his friend who I blew years ago gave me a five star review on my BJ skills. And, he agrees.
Atta girl.
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
The cop told you he couldn't let you pee. You just pulled your pants down and squared anyway and im surprised you didnt get arrested.No more drinking for you.
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
My vibrator broke.
Dude it's been less than twelve hours. Did you sleep?
Don't worry about that. I need a new vibrator.
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