In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
Sorry I don't make house calls. You wanna get blown you come over here. It's like rock paper scissors but vagina ALWAYS beats penis
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
Does it look too obvious if I buy wine and candles!?! In my defense there is a gigantic snow storm coming.
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