Ur just texting me random shit. That's what Twitter is for
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
Just got kicked out of two hot tubs. We were naked the second time. So awkward getting out in front of the security guard.
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
I think my life is a one-way ticket to blackout city.
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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