I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
She woke me up, whispered "I like the size of your dick", kissed me, and rolled over and went back to sleep
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
Okay. How did someone manage to piss on TOP of a urinal? What giant is roaming around with a prick five feet from the ground?
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
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