It's pretty bad when the convenient store clerk can tell you that you're earlier than usual for visiting the store.
Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
Is your answer to that text seriously a right parenthesis
I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
She made kool-aid with tequila instead of water and rolled a blunt about the size of an Oscar Mayer hot dog. Best blind date I've ever had. I think I will love her tell my dieing day!
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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