how could I be having a bad time, I have the three most important things in life: Goat cheese, Xanax, and Saved By the Bell Re-runs.
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
Just heard the garage door open and I immediately sprinted to the laptop to erase history, even though I haven't watched porn today...I believe Pavlov now.
he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
And then she was like, "don't do anything. No blow jobs, don't let him stick his fingers in weird places because people have germs."
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
I'm not asking you to commit. I'm politely asking your penis to be my friend.
Just walked into the bar to find a guy in a Boba Fett helmet leaning casually against the wall, texting. This night just got real.
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
After a roaring rendition of Jay-Z's "99 Problems but a bitch ain't one" I ended up making her cry on her birthday.
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
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